Review: A Deadly Education

I don’t know about y’all, but I’ve been having a very difficult time reading lately. I mean, it’s almost like it’s hard to concentrate when the world is burning around me? As I was discussing this with a friend and former co-worker of mine (also laid off at Powell’s), we decided to do our own mini book club. The hard part was finding a book we both wanted to read and had amongst our STACKS of titles. And, because that’s how we roll, we ended up agreeing on an e-arc instead.

That e-arc was A Deadly Education, by Naomi Novik. I am a huge fan of her novels Uprooted and Spinning Silver (my favorite of the two), and when I read the synopsis of this one, I was pretty much ALL. IN. So, we agreed to read 2 chapters a day. Something easily attainable as we tried to get our reading groove back. Reader, we did NOT read 2 chapters a day. Or, I should say – we did for 2 days. AND THEN WE RACED TO THE END BECAUSE IT WAS JUST THAT GOOD.

So – A Deadly Education. You’ve got a school for magic kids that sort of…runs itself? It’s absolutely deadly, between the monsters – *and the other students*. Competition is a given, and both your fellow students and the school itself will punish you in a variety of ways should you not be up to the task. Best part? Make it through alive, try to form an alliance, and on graduation you might STILL die because there are beasts waiting below to eat the slowest, weakest, least cunning, and alliance-less. It’s like a magical hunger games on drugs.

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But there’s no Katniss Everdeen here. Instead, we have El – an antisocial “loser” who has no enclave backing her up, little chance for an alliance…and hidden power. She bitchy, cranky, stubborn, and tough – and I LOVE HER. She is the anti-hero we all need right now.

The book balances El’s story and that of the school and students very nicely, and there really is a feel of high school/early college years. All the insecurity, power games, frantic studies…and even a hint of romance…all rolled up into emotional chaos. It’s great! I mean, from a distance. Like, through the pages. You couldn’t PAY me to go back to that messy time of my life

The characters are the focus here, as is often the case with Novik’s writing. And here, even the school is as much a character as it is the setting of the book. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again – I don’t care how good the story idea itself is if I can’t deal with the characters. El has a GIGANTIC chip on her shoulder, the school is…well…one of those people you see from across the room and know *instinctively* that you really do NOT want to get to know any better – and the cast of supporting characters is just as good. Honestly, El may be the “main” character here, but all those surrounding her are just as well-written and *human* as she is. They feel true to life, like I could pass them on the street and know them for who they are.

Having said that, however, the story was GREAT. I was hooked by the second chapter, by the 4th chapter I didn’t want to put the book down, and by the 6th chapter…I just…didn’t put it down. I kept on reading until the end. And THEN I told my reading buddy that I had finished. Thankfully, she had done the same thing (great minds), because neither one of us wanted to stop. Oh, and that 6th chapter I mentioned? HOLY HELL IT’S A DOOZY. Just sayin’. Anyway, I finished the book, thinking that it was a stand-alone, as were Uprooted and Spinning Silver. I mean, totally doable as a stand-alone, though the ending was like

BUT READERS – IT IS *NOT* A STAND-ALONE. My book partner informed me that Goodreads has it listed as Scholomance #1, and I AM SO VERY HAPPY ABOUT THIS. Not because I feel that there had to be more with this book, but because I WANT more. I want to spend more time in this insane asylum of a school, with these characters I’ve enjoyed (mostly) getting to know. I want to find out more about the school itself, and maybe learn more about El *and her grandmother’s warning*. Yep. There’s some maybe bad mojo coming her way. Or is *she* the bad mojo? I’ll never tell…

Suffice to say that this book has me excited about reading again. I had a great time with it, and now I would like to ask WHEN IS THE NEXT ONE?! Downside to reading an e-arc, of course. Finding a really great one and knowing it’s THAT MUCH LONGER before there’s another book in the series. *sigh* But, it was worth it. I’m seriously thinking about re-reading this, because I’m guessing there may be *clues* that I missed. Signals. Signs. Anyway, Naomi Novik has done it again – crafted a superb book with awesome characters. And if I was working (I miss you, Powell’s!), I would 100% be making sure that this book was on the buy list. Which is, frankly, what YOU should be doing too.

So: here’s a link to indiebound so you can support struggling indie bookstores! It’s open for pre-order, and YOU WANT THIS TO SHOW UP IMMEDIATELY.

Trust me on this one. https://www.indiebound.org/book/9780593128480

Thank you to Edelweiss and Del Rey for the arc!

The Babies, They’re Still ‘a Comin’

Happy Monday, folks! It’s day 471 of self-quarantine, and people are doing weird things like buying asparagus and brussel sprouts (at least according to one very good friend of mine). But even with all of this COVID and quarantine stuff, you know what is FOR SURE still happening? *The babies are coming!*. That’s right – unlike us, the literal adults in the room, the babies are refusing to stay in the ultimate self-quarantine, and are rebelling like all the cats who are sick of their owners BEING HOME 24/7 WHY WON’T YOU GO AWAY NOW. No? Just mine? Huh.

Anyway! Since babies are a celebration, even in times like this, and gifts can still be sent via mail – I’m going to share a few of my absolute favorite books to give as gifts to those expecting. These happen to be books that many may not have heard of as well, and while everyone has their *favorite* book, I like to boost the smaller ones when possible. If you find one on this list, I make no money off of the links I share – I just use links for independent bookstores whenever possible. Two reasons for that: First, they’re struggling right now. Most indies run on *razor-thin* margins, even in the best of times. Second? If you’re going to order from The Evil A, you can do the work to (I mean, not THAT much work…but still…) search for it. SO! Links will be the caption under the images. And now! On to the books!

This board book, written by Inuit throat singer Celina Kalluk, is my absolute favorite of the newer titles out there. “Kulu” is a term of endearment in the Inuit language, and refers to babies and little children. So, essentially, Sweetest Baby and the rest of the book lives up to that little piece of wonderful. The illustrator, Alexandria Neonakis, did a FABULOUS job, and the colors are light and flowing and lovely. The story itself is essentially all the animals in the Arctic coming to greet the new baby, and to bestow gifts – tenderness from the Arctic Char, spontaneity from the Narwhal and Beluga, heritage and empowerment from the Muskox…and the list goes on. If I only had ONE book I could give to someone for their baby? IT WOULD BE THIS ONE. It’s destined to be a title that gets passed on from child to child to child.

This is a title that is just beautiful in its simplicity. The artist is First Nations, and there are Native images of nature spread throughout the book. Children will learn colors and seasons from the perspective of the natural world, and frankly, as an adult? I find the book absolutely soothing and lovely even *without* a little to read it to. Another great gift option that won’t steer you wrong.

Dear Girl, (There is also a Dear, Boy) is a picture book vs. a board book but – it’s another more recent favorite of mine. It’s a lovely reminder to a young girl (and a NOT-SO-YOUNG ONE TOO!) that she is strong and powerful and that she is important in this world. Honestly, I bought it for my pre-teen daughter when I found it, and I occasionally read it as well. It is truly a book that will last beyond just the small child years, because the message and artwork hold true for ALL ages. This is one I recommend *a lot* to aunts and uncles and grandparents and BFFs when they’re looking for a book as a gift, and don’t want to repeat one that’s already been given. And the majority of them buy it – because it’s just that good.

Ok, so there you have it. My top three books for gift-giving when someone I like is having a child. For people I’m not-so-fond-of? That’s another blog post for another day. *wink* Truly, you can’t go wrong with any of these books, and the beautiful thing about the top two is that it doesn’t matter if you don’t know the sex of the baby, because they’ll work regardless. Bottom one has a girl *and* a boy version, so really – I’VE COVERED ALL YOUR BASES FOR YOU. You can thank me later.

What about you guys? What are some of your favorite titles to purchase for new parents?

Yep, it *is* actually Friday again. I mean, I’m pretty SURE it’s Friday? We’ll just go with it, shall we? While the world continues to burn, there ARE good things happening out there. Sometimes it just takes a little more effort to find them. So without further ado…let’s get started!

First up, we have Jennifer Garner on The Daily Show – she’s begun a new initiative to raise money for kids to be able to get access to food and books – definitely a struggle for many children with schools closed. The stories are on Instagram, and there are SO MANY different people reading them!! It’s truly worth a $10 (or more) donation.

Next up is something that warms my bookish heart. It’s a livestream of a bird library, and let me tell you – if you need an escape that is soothing? This is a great option. Whoever had this neat idea is my new BFF (that’s not weird…right?).

I’m finding I’m more prone to tears at the most unexpected moments. Generally, with happy things, and if there is a song involved. Such as this one. It’s gorgeous and moving and YES THAT’S DUST IN MY EYE!

And last but definitely not least – I don’t know about you guys, but I’m finding it hard to take a good, deep breath these days. So much anxiety and stress, and I’m even finding it difficult to want to read (I KNOW, RIGHT?!). But here, for your viewing and listening pleasure, is a great way to tune out and BREATHE for 30 minutes. It’s a place I love, and you will too. So on that note – I wish you all a happy and healthy week. Please be kind to yourself, and to others. We need it.

Bernie, Biden, & trump

I didn’t write a blog post yesterday – some days with this chaos in the world are harder than others, and finding anything I feel like I have much to say about can be…a challenge. But then – a thing happened, and more things happened, and I’m super irritated with people now. I mean, that tends to be my default these days, BUT. This is an irritation about a thing that has great ramifications for me, my family, my city, my state, MY COUNTRY. Yep. The election.

So Bernie Sanders has officially withdrawn in the Democratic race. That pretty much leaves Joe Biden as the nominee. I mean, there’s no one serious left. Sure, you could vote for Capt. Crunch, or the Tooth Fairy, but I’m not sure that’ll get you anywhere? Or, like some did last time, you could write in a dead gorilla, but again – not really any help there.

Here’s the problem. We’ve got far too many people who have decided that they simply WILL NOT vote for Joe Biden. They don’t like trump, but they won’t vote for Biden. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DAMN PRIVILEGED (and snotty) THAT MAKES YOU SOUND?! Whether we like Biden or not, right now, WE. NEED. HIM. We have no other viable options left. It will be either trump or Biden that walks away the winner on election day – no one else. But guess what? Maybe stop looking at trump and Biden, and start looking at the possible EFFECTS of another trump presidency vs. a Biden one.

  1. I love RBG. Seriously. That woman is a BAD ASS. *However*, having said that, I don’t think she’s gonna make it another 4 years. And have we considered whether she even WANTS to? And it’s not just her! A justice could literally keel over at any moment, and do we want trump replacing them? Look where THAT got us. Truthfully – we’re voting less for President, and more for the Supreme Court, and for all the lower courts that trump and the GOP have been working (successfully, I might add) to stuff with conservatives. If you have to? PICTURE RBG when you vote for Biden. Because that’s what you’re doing anyway.
  2. I suppose, with everything going on, it’s…easy?…to forget that THERE ARE KIDS IN CAGES. STILL. And honestly, with everything going on, who knows how many of them have died a very sad death because they’re crammed in like sardines and if they caught COVID, they have nowhere to go? It seems silly to ask this, but…do you LIKE kids in cages? Because there will only be *more* of them if trump wins again.
  3. Speaking of COVID…it’s pretty well established that trump did literally EVERYTHING wrong when it comes to trying to handle this pandemic. And we’re paying the price in terms of friends, family, loved ones DEAD. I doubt that we will get through this without everyone knowing *someone* who died from COVID. And here’s the thing – this could happen again!! Do we *really* want trump doing this again? I mean…seriously?
  4. Women’s rights. Trans rights. Dreamer’s rights. SO MANY RIGHTS that are either on shaky ground, or have already been dismantled to at least some degree. It’s pretty frightening when a book that *used* to be a dystopian tale set sometime in the future has BECOME THE NOW. Trans rights have been trampled into the dust. Dreamer’s rights are on a damn fault-line that could go at any time. But, I mean…you do you?
  5. “But he did this thing and it was terrible”. Ok, there may be some valid points here. But the two biggest arguments I keep seeing are related to a) I don’t want a rapist in the White House, and b) ANITA HILL. Ok, well, here’s my response to a) – THERE’S ALREADY A RAPIST IN THE WHITE HOUSE. Who stands *credibly* accused of raping *many* women. Who has raped our institutions of their talent and knowledge. Who has raped our country of it’s money whenever humanly possible. Who has raped our democratic processes – AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO. I don’t know whether Biden did this thing or not. I question it, since he’s been vetted 6 ways to Sunday as VP. BUT. Even if he did – as much as it pains me to say it – his actions as President will *still* be LIGHT YEARS better than trump. (PS. Anyone who gives me shit about saying trump raped our institutions, etc. because it demeans women or whatever – go to hell. I’m a rape survivor. And it’s absolutely appropriate when talking about trump and what he has wrought.). As for b) – I don’t know about you folks, but I’ve changed a hell of a lot in my time. I am not the same person I was 26 years ago. I’ve matured. I’ve gotten kinder, more understanding. I’ve learned much more about black, white, and gray areas. I’m more patient, and I like to learn. I’m willing to learn to do and be better. I’d venture to say that these things would hold true for most people. We do not live in a vacuum. Nor a time capsule. People change from day to day, let alone year to year. And, again – even if he was the exact same person as he was 26 years ago? HE’S STILL BETTER THAN tRUMP. (Also? Anita Hill is actually voting for Biden. So…there’s that.)

Look. I get it. People hate “settling” for something, or feeling like they have no choice *but* to settle. But there is idealism, and there is reality, and somewhere the two have to meet. Idealism is where the candidate you believe in with all your heart gets the nomination and does amazing things. Unfortunately, we *all* can’t have our perfect candidate. Nor do we have a perfect democracy. But the one we have is super important, and it’s on ALL OF US who believe in what it stands for to work to keep it. And sometimes, that means voting for the candidate that has better policies – even marginally – than the other person…and then WORKING OUR ASSES OFF to hold that person accountable to what we believe is important. THAT is democracy. It’s *not* “protest voting”, or writing in some ridiculous “candidate”, or voting third party. Because that ISN’T democracy. That’s showing your privilege in that the future won’t affect you as much as it absolutely will others. It’s showing that you can’t play nice with others, even when actual lives are LITERALLY at stake. When our *country* may be at stake.

There’s a school of thought that says “they have to EARN my vote”. But I often think it’s actually the other way around. They get your vote because they’re the better candidate, and then you remind them – repeatedly, if necessary – that they are only in office BECAUSE of you. Make them earn that vote, and *keep* earning it. Hold their feet to the fire with the power of your collective voices. At that point, we’re upholding the ideals of this country. At that point, we’re working to make those changes we’re so hellbent on seeing. And at that point, we become *true* citizens of a democracy.

National Poetry Month: Jack Prelutsky

Happy Monday! And yes, it *is* Monday. I double-checked. On this Monday, we’re going to start with the grand-daddy of kid’s poetry, Jack Prelutsky. In fact, he was the first-ever Children’s Poet Laureate! If you want to find poems that are fun, accessible, and will get kids interested, then he’s the man to turn to. He’s got *over 70* different books out, and I’m not ashamed to say that I have a fair amount of them sitting next to me on my dining room table at the moment. So let’s dive in and discuss a few of my favorites!

We’ll start with my All Time Favorite of his – Awful Ogre’s Awful Day. Sadly, that happens to be the one title I can no longer find in my house (two kids – sometimes that happens). However, it is a great one to have in a classroom library, and can be used for a large variety of things. I used it to discuss: kindness, how everyone is different, science (ogres are partial to some *very* gross things), and – of course – writing, both poetry and not. Plus, it’s just a very fun book to read, with some words that will challenge the stronger students and will help the less-strong learn. I’m attaching a short video I found online to show you just a little more about this fabulous book.

Purchasing link: https://www.indiebound.org/book/9780060774592

Another favorite of mine – and my kids – is Hooray for Diffendoofer Day. The cool thing about this title is that it was originally started by Dr. Seuss, who did not end up finishing it. Jack Prelutsky and Lane Smith did the honors – and it’s really well done. One of the reasons I love it so is that it addresses – horror of horrors! – STANDARDIZED TESTING. But it does it in a way that’s fun, and it helps kids (and teachers and parents) to see that testing is not something to fret over, and most times, kids know more than they think they do. AND, it celebrates ALL members of the school – from the school nurse, to the custodian, to the cooks. It really is an excellent title for ALL school classrooms, and would be a fun way to prepare for testing, and a fun way to celebrate the end of testing. Here’s a great video of a read-aloud:

Purchasing link: https://www.indiebound.org/book/9780679890089

However, the all-time favorite in our house is Scranimals. It is 100% pure fun in a book package. The names of the animals are great, and this book lends itself SO WELL to classrooms as well. Write about *your* island – where it is, and what might be found there. Create your own animal/fruit hybrid, and based on the characteristics of the two things, tell us about it. Geography, writing, science…so many fun lesson plans can be created around this title. I couldn’t find a read-aloud for it, and I was going to do one myself but couldn’t figure out a setup that would work (tips welcome!), so I found this short video. Trust me when I say this book really is a good one.

Purchase link: https://www.indiebound.org/book/9780060753689

Now, while these are MY top three, Jack Prelutsky has SO MANY MORE BOOKS. Just in my home library, I’ve also got It’s Raining Pigs & Noodles (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9780060763909), Monday’s Troll (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9780688096441), Rhymes Around the Year: Dog Days – another AWESOME one for classrooms (harder to find and will take some searching), and My Parents Think I’m Sleeping (https://www.indiebound.org/book/9780060537227).

I hope you’ll take a look at some of these titles – they’re great for classrooms for sure, but they’re also simply JUST FUN TO READ. And that’s what gets (and keeps) a kid’s attention. So hooray for Jack Prelutsky and all of his amazing titles. Do YOU have a favorite Prelutsky title you’d like to share?

NOTE: The links attached to titles all go to indiebound.org. I make no money off of any purchases – I simply want to encourage more people to buy from an indie, especially during these difficult times. They – and their employees – REALLY need our support!

Happy Friday, everyone! I don’t know about you, but it currently feels like March 64th to me. Like March is just going to bend space and time and COVID-19 will just always be “March”. BUT! Enough of that! Today is #FeelGoodFriday, and we’re going to focus on news stories today, because tomorrow is #NationalHugANewspersonDay. And I don’t know about you, but reporters these days are doing their best to keep us informed during one of the most trying periods in our history. So today’s stories will have a news angle of some sort, and while I don’t recommend you ACTUALLY accost a newsperson (#socialdistancing) (also: assault?), please feel free to Tweet, email, write a letter, call…whatever it is you do…to let them know their efforts are appreciated. ESPECIALLY since many are putting themselves in the line of fire (whatever the fire happens to be that day) to make sure we stay informed – and all this while news offices are cutting staff and closing up shop far too regularly. So without further ado – here are your #FeelGoodFriday moments!

For our first story, I’m 100% certain we can all relate to one degree or another. Who among us these days hasn’t accidentally turned on a filter or posted something to the wrong page or – HORRORS! – hit “Reply All” instead of just “Reply”? Well, sometimes, those mistakes take a more amusing turn than others, as this poor weatherman learned.

For this next one, we go to my favorite Silver Fox, Anderson Cooper. And because we could ALL use a laugh (or a few giggles) these days – just try not to laugh once he gets started. It really is contagious.

This next one is an honorable mention, because it’s not done by an actual reporter. However, it’s definitely a tribute to those who do it on the regular. And it’s a *heartwarming* tribute, with some sweet moments, and some funny ones too. If you haven’t seen it, do watch. It’s wonderful – and I hope he does more!

We’re going to finish off, however, with Mr. Andrew Cotter, a sports commentator for the BBC. If you haven’t seen this, you must. And if you *have*? It’s ABSOLUTELY worth another watch.

So there you have it – another #FeelGoodFriday post! I’d love to hear about anything you saw or heard lately that really either gave you the feels or made you laugh. And remember – we’re all in this together, so #StayHome and #StaySafe – and always remember to be kind. We can never know what one person may be dealing with under their curtain of calm.

National Poetry Month: Introduction

April is National Poetry Month, and I was super excited to be working on a display for the store before COVID-19 happened. But…here we are. Since that display will no longer be happening, I’ve decided that I’m going to highlight some of *my* favorite poetry books here on the blog throughout the month. BUT there’s a catch. Many of my favorites are books for the younger set. See, I have my degree in Elementary Education, and there were two things I emphasized during my training and while I was in classrooms – using technology in the classrooms in new ways, and using poetry to help teach. And since I’m an equal opportunity reader (as in – I will read just about anything for just about any age group), many of these titles (though not all) will be for that Elementary Education age-range. And here’s why: I firmly believe that if we can get kids interested in poetry at a young age, before they’ve had a chance to absorb the “poetry sucks” mindset, it can open new doors to them. Being able to read and analyze poetry – even just to appreciate it – is *extremely* helpful for reading and analyzing OTHER works and texts as they get older.

So with that being said, I plan to share some of my favorite authors and books – and maybe even a little about what I did with them in my classroom. I hope you’ll tag along for the ride, because I promise you that even as adults – you will enjoy at least a few of these books. And, not all of them will be children’s poems or titles – there is at least one YA book I have firmly in mind, and of course, some classics deserve to be mentioned as well. Like I said – I’m an equal opportunity reader 😉

With that said, it seems fitting to start us off with a classic poem read aloud by a classic gentleman. A poem that will be instantly recognizable to so, so many people – many of whom will be able to name the author easily.

I present to you The Raven, by Edgar Allen Poe, as read aloud by Christopher Lee.

Review: Science Comics Crows – Genius Birds

I have been a HUGE Science Comics fan since I laid my hands on my first one – which happened to be a hardcover of the Bat version. I loved it so much, I recommended it to the buyer at Powell’s PDX to help bulk up the nonfiction section in the kid’s room – which was SORELY lacking. We ended up getting new ones as they came out, and these fun and fascinating titles became one of the kid’s room top sellers – from the time we got our first copies, until the day the store closed due to COVID-19. I was particularly excited about the Crows edition coming out, because I think crows are pretty much just amazing. This book absolutely reinforces my excitement, both about the series, *and* about crows.

In this one, a crow releases a friendly, neighborhood dog from his yard and they go looking for delicious treats. Along the way, the crow explains: crow brains, food, tools, families, and more. Even for someone who knows a decent amount about crows, there was new information and neat facts about how crows learn, different tests they’ve taken part in, and their problem-solving skills.

It’s a fascinating look at these fascinating creatures that far too many see simply as pests. Crows, and other corvids, are truly unique in the bird world – and are much more like us than many understand. This book is a great way for humans of ALL ages to learn about them, and come to understand them just a little bit more.

The Science Comics as a whole are generally very well done, with a great balance between text and pictures. I’ve recommended them to people of all ages, FOR all ages – they’re excellent for beginning readers who can use the pictures to start understanding the words being read to them, all the way up to adults. Just about every employee at the store had their favorite one, and we’ve had adult customers purchase them for themselves based on their fields of study. I cannot recommend them enough, and the cool thing is that they tend to release about three a year, keeping readers excited for more. All libraries – school and city – should have copies of these excellent titles, and it’s a great way to get kids interested in nonfiction and leave them wanting to learn more!

Pupper Picture Day

Some days right now, it’s just…tiring…to function. The emotional toll that COVID-19 takes can be pretty high. Some days, I’m feeling SUPER motivated…and other days, sitting on the couch with a game or a book is pretty much the best I can do. At times, even finding a book I want to read is a challenge. So today, rather than working on a long blog post, I’m just going to share a cute picture of one of my foster pups.

This is Nyx, a foster for Northwest Battle Buddies (https://stillmorewords.com/2020/02/13/it-starts-small-and-it-starts-with-us/). And she’s smart enough to get herself through the gate – UNLESS it latches behind her when she goes through it. Then she’s stuck…and *this* is what she does:

Smooshy Face

I typically don’t move fast enough to get a picture, and that explains why this one is…not the greatest. BUT I SUCCEEDED and that’s all that matters. 😉

I’d love to see pics of the pets keeping you company, and making you smile during all of this! And please remember – it’s ok to feel overwhelmed, anxious, confused, tired, angry – and every other emotion out there. Try to take time for yourself, and find someone to talk to if it starts to get to be too much. You are loved, and you are needed in this world.

Primer: Why Piracy is Bad

With all the stuff going around about piracy, here’s a quick primer on – yes – why it’s BAD.

So, Chuck Wendig, an author that I happen to enjoy on Twitter, recently tweeted this:

The reason this is problematic is because this website that NPR is promoting is sharing *copyrighted* works. And due to the pandemic, it’s a free-for-all until the…end of June, I think? There is literally no oversight, unless the authors happen to catch it. So here’s a little primer on why Piracy Is Bad.

#1 – It’s on *authors*, NOT publishers, to find piracy and try to stop it. Yep, you read that right. Even though the publishers have the time, money, and manpower, it’s on the authors to try and keep their stuff from being stolen. So they either need to take time out of their writing to search for pirated copies, or they need to hire someone to do it for them. Neither of which is ideal, considering MOST authors come nowhere near the earning power of, say, Stephen King or Chuck Wendig. In fact, a large chunk of authors write around their 40-hour-a-week jobs because they don’t make enough to have writing be a full-time proposition. So it’s on them to find the illegal uploads, and then file the onerous paperwork to try and have it taken down.

#2 – Speaking of that paperwork…it’s not per author. It’s PER TITLE. So, using Seanan McGuire as an example, Fantastic Fiction (https://www.fantasticfiction.com/m/seanan-mcguire/) shows that she has over 30 books. Her books tend to be pretty popular, and so they also tend to be pirated a fair amount. If she heads to any book-pirating website and finds, say, 15 of her titles on there? SHE HAS TO FILE A SEPARATE DOCUMENT FOR EACH AND EVERY TITLE. There is no “cease and desist” for an author as a whole. That…takes time. As is the way with legal documents, it’s not easy, nor it is painless. Now imagine doing that for every single pirating website – AND having to do it over and over again, because it’s only good until the next time someone uploads a book.

#3 – The majority of people illegally downloading titles are…not who you would think. I’m going to link to the Guardian article, which you can read at your leisure, but essentially? Most people pirating titles (and probably music too) are absolutely capable of paying for it. AND, most authors in my experience are SUPER generous about giving away titles to those who love their work and simply cannot buy it. See Also: “library”. (https://www.theguardian.com/books/2017/nov/06/pirated-ebooks-threaten-future-of-serial-novels-warn-authors-maggie-stiefvater)

#4 – People are downloading more titles than you think. I’m kicking myself because I can’t find the *amazing* thread from a long while back that really went into numbers and details. Nor can I exactly remember who tweeted it. But here is an example, tweeted by one of my favorite authors, Rachel Caine, about one of my favorite series:

If you pay close attention to those numbers, you can see that as each title in the series came out, it was purchased *less* and downloaded *more*. At some point, publishers deem that unsustainable as well – leading them to cancel trilogies and series before their time. And this is an ESTABLISHED author. Now take a minute and imagine what this could do to a *debut* author, when their title is downloaded more than it’s purchased? THEY DON’T GET TO WRITE ANOTHER ONE. Publishing is a business – it may not be the best business model, but…that’s an argument for another day. If they’re losing money, they’re going to cut their losses – and that’s really what this comes down to.

#5, again from the esteemed Seanan McGuire (pay close attention to the 2nd tweet):

Authors will tell their readers, and anyone else who cares to pay attention, pre-release and first-week sales ARE URGENT. Another author that I absolutely *adore* is Kevin Hearne, and he addressed this quite well on his site (http://kevinhearne.com/how-you-help-authors-the-most/). But if you don’t want to click through, essentially the reasoning is this: Pre-orders and first-week sales are those most likely to get an author on the NYT Bestseller list – which opens the door for future titles. It also means booksellers are ordering more – which opens the door to new readers who may not be familiar. There’s more to it than that, and I urge you to read his excellent post, but that’s a very drastic distillation. Again, we can argue publishing’s business models another day, but the long and short of it is – piracy affects those numbers, which affects books sold and the likelihood of any *further* books coming.

#6 – It affects bookstores, too – particularly indies. Yep, really. For every copy that is pirated, a copy isn’t purchased. Now, according to one article from 2017, e-book piracy costs over $315 MILLION in lost sales (https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/e-book-piracy-costs-publishers-315-million-in-lost-sales-300423534.html). It’s probably more these days, simply because technology has advanced – making it easier to steal via digital. But going with that number, and knowing that Amazon has a roughly a 50% of the book pie in total, that leaves over $157 million dollars to be divided up between other sources (Barnes & Noble, indies, etc.). Now, think of your local indie – or one you may be familiar with – and just IMAGINE what even 10% of that dollar amount would do?? Indies in particular run on the most paper-thin of margins, and $15+ million dollars would go A LONG WAY towards keeping their employees working, paying their people livable wages, including healthcare, and frankly – just keeping the lights on. And that is just *one* of the reasons why I, and 400+ of my co-workers, are currently out of work. Because margins are thin, and everything can negatively affect the bottom line.

This is what it comes down to, people – piracy is theft. It really doesn’t matter what mental gymnastics people try to do, it. is. stealing. And the worst part is – it’s not just stealing from the authors, which in and of itself is bad enough. It’s stealing from the readers, who lose a beloved set of characters because the publisher pulled the plus. Who lose an #ownvoices author because their first book didn’t have the sales it needed, so there will be no more. It’s stealing from the brick and mortar bookstores, who are on thin ice with Amazon a looming presence. From the indies who barely survive day-to-day, but are true neighborhood bulwarks, and who typically treat their employees very well. Piracy steals from us all, in ways large and small – and it’s up to us to stop it.

If you have the opportunity? Just…don’t. Buy it – new or used (and yes – most authors will tell you they love used bookstores). Borrow it from a friend. Get it from the library. Don’t steal it from all of us.

If you see it? Call it out. Name and shame. Let authors know if you see their works being pirated – if they don’t know, they can’t try to stop it. And again – they have to find the time to search all the sites, which can be prohibitive. Let the publishers know, and while you’re at it? Call them out for not being more proactive and handling something they should be handling in the first place. Buy from indies when you can – support them with your dollars, and let them know they are valued. But don’t take it from me – take it from Ms. McGuire again. As an author who experiences this regularly, she says it far better than I could (click on the image to read the whole thread – it’s worth the short amount of time):

Click to read the whole thread. It’s not long – but it’s important.